I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
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Nice to see you too, dog.
o m g
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if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good
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the best moment in cinema history
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why don’t you guys ask me questions
like are you even curious about me
do you wanna know my middle name
my last name
my favorite color
my favorite movie
my netflix account information
the hospital i was born
my social security number
my blood type
when i sold my soul to satan
wow actually needed that
this week has been horrible and i needed that
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funny pencil sharpener love
just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture
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my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
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GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean